He Rocked My New Car With His Mistress

Eighteen years of marriage, one $91,000 betrayal, and a six-thousand-two-hundred-pound evidence locker.

Marley Ayers just wanted a comfortable ride after eleven years of grueling consulting flights. What she gets instead is a front-row seat to her husband Jaron’s infidelity when she catches him rocking the suspension of her brand-new, pearl white luxury SUV in a commuter parking lot with a blonde mistress.

Instead of screaming or smashing a window, the brilliant supply chain consultant realizes her vehicle's integrated telematics suite has recorded everything. By accessing the SUV's trip history and cached Bluetooth voicemails, Marley discovers Jaron has secretly spent over $91,000—including her late grandmother's inheritance—on an aspiring "transformational life architect" named Beeba.

Teaming up with a ruthless forensic divorce attorney, Marley decides to bide her time and make Jaron's life a living hell. Using the car's companion app, she begins a covert campaign of vehicular harassment: blasting his seat heaters in ninety-one-degree August heat, triggering the panic alarm outside his mistress's apartment, and immobilizing the engine at a fancy valet stand. It all culminates in a spectacular trap inside his company's parking garage, featuring deadlocked doors, rolled-down windows, and a circus march blaring at 108 decibels in front of all his coworkers.

Sharp, modern, and fiercely satisfying, He Rocked My New Car With His Mistress is a women’s fiction novel about tech-savvy sabotage, taking back your financial worth, and making a cheating husband the star of his own circus.